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I kēia lā, makemake wau e hoʻolauna iā ʻoe i nā makaaniani super fashionable a ʻoluʻolu, ʻo ia nō kāu mau mea kau wela e pono ai. Mākaukau paha ʻoe? E wehe pū kākou i ka mea pohihihi o kēia mau makaaniani nani!

ʻO ka mea mua, e nānā kākou i ka hoʻolālā kiʻi nui o kēia mau aniani. ʻAʻole wale ʻo ia ka super kaila, akā hāʻawi pū iā ʻoe i kahi ʻike nānā ʻoluʻolu. Inā ʻoe e hoʻomaha ana ma kahakai, kūʻai, a i ʻole hele i kahi pāʻina, hiki iā ia ke lilo i kāu pāʻani maikaʻi loa. E ʻike ʻoe i ka manawa āu e kau ai, e ʻoi aku ka laulā o kāu ʻike āpau me he mea lā ua komo ʻoe i kahi honua hou.

ʻOiai inā ʻaʻohe āu hoʻolālā huakaʻi, hiki i kēia mau aniani ke hoʻonanea iā ʻoe i ka nani o ke ola kala! ʻAe, hiki mai ke kumu kūʻai nui o kēia mau makaaniani - ke koho ʻana o nā papa i nā kala like ʻole! Uh-huh, lohe pono ʻoe! Inā luhi ʻoe i ka ʻeleʻele maʻamau, loaʻa iā mākou nā kala like ʻole e koho ai! Inā he ʻulaʻula moeʻuhane, ke gula nani, a i ʻole ka poni pilikino, hiki iā mākou ke hoʻokō i kāu koho! E uhaʻi i nā lula a hōʻike i kou ʻano kūʻokoʻa, e hoʻolilo iā ʻoe i mea nui o ka lehulehu!

E kamaʻilio kākou e pili ana i ka hinge o kēia mau aniani. Mai hoʻohaʻahaʻa iā ia, ʻo ia kahi hinge metala ikaika loa. Inā ʻoe e hoʻolei iā lākou i loko o kāu ʻeke, e hoʻolei iā lākou i loko o kāu ʻeke, a i ʻole e ʻaʻahu iā lākou ma ke ʻano he poʻo, e noho mau kēia mau aniani i ke kūlana kūpono. ʻAʻohe mea e lilo a pohō paha. Inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei i ka wela a i ʻole e pāʻina ikaika ana ma kahakai, hiki iā ia ke hele pū me ʻoe no ka manawa hauʻoli.

ʻO nā mea a pau, ʻo kēia mau makaaniani ultra-fashionable ʻoiaʻiʻo kāu kau kauwela e pono ai! ʻO ka hoʻolālā kiʻi nui e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke loaʻa i kahi ākea ākea, ʻo ke koho ʻana i nā kala like ʻole e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hōʻike i kou nani ponoʻī, a ʻo ka hinge metala ikaika e hōʻoia i kona paʻa. Mai kanalua hou, e hele mai e lawe i ka home a e hoohiwahiwa i kou kauwela!